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Her Shimmering: True Blood Fic (Maryann/Sam) [20 Jun 2009|02:00pm]

bitterfic
Author: Bitterfig
Title: Her Shimmering
Fandom: True Blood
Pairing: Maryann/Sam
Summary: So he was naked… and stealing… and the woman who lived in the house was there and she thought he was interesting…
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 995
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex with elements of D/s and a hint of dub con. Also Maryann is an adult woman and Sam is a 17 year old boy (it’s canon, it’s not just me being dirty minded).
Author’s Note: This refers directly to events in Season 2 Episode 1 of True Blood.

Her Shimmering
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Feeling adventurous? [20 Sep 2008|06:34pm]

inthecaboose
weird_fanpornweird_fanpornweird_fanporn


Weird Fandom Porn is community dedicated to finding and reccing strange fanworks in general, and weird porn in particular. If you love crack fanfiction, can't resist a train-wreck or just enjoy reading really kinky stuff, this is the perfect comm for you!
Open posting access. IP-logging disabled. Not brain safe. Cheese is yummy.



Ps. I'm not sure if this is allowed or not. If it isn't, feel free to delete it.
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Cobwebs: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army Drabble [28 Aug 2008|04:16pm]

bitterfic
Author: Bitterfig
Title: Cobwebs
Fandom: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Pairing: Prince Nuada/Princess Nuala (implied Princess Nuala/Abe)
Summary: For time untold they had been apart but belonged only to each other. Now that they were together again they had never been further apart.
Beta Reader: Fedink
Work Count: 252
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Elvish twincest, angst.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

(Cobwebs)
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Follies of Youth (Harry Potter- Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle Jr.) [18 Jun 2008|06:06pm]

bitterfic
Author: Bitterfig
Title: Follies of Youth
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle Jr.
Summary: Like most of us, Minerva McGonagall had her youthful indiscretions.
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 445
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sexual content.
Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Harry Potter, Minerva/Tom Riddle, Youthful Mistakes”

(Follies of Youth)
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Thoughts Not Thought (Firefly: River/Simon) [08 Apr 2008|09:48am]

bitterfic
Author: Bitterfig
Title: Thoughts Not Thought
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Pairing: Simon/River
Summary: If you went too deep into a person’s mind you would find things that even they didn’t know about.
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 307
Rating: R
Warnings: Sexual content, incest.
Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “in too deep”.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

(Thoughts Not Thought)
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[16 Jul 2007|11:46am]

bitterfic

Author: Bitterfig

Title: Tea and Marmalade

Fandom: New Mutants/X-Men

Pairing: Betsy Baddock (Psylocke)/Doug Ramsey (Cypher)

Summary: A shaman’s spell allows Betsy to finally resolve the ambiguous feelings she harbored for Doug before he died.

Beta Reader: Nzomniac

Word Count: 1038

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Implied romantic/sexual attraction between an adult woman and a fourteen year old dead boy. But its canon, I swear. Chris Claremont came up with this pairing, not me.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Author’s Notes: Written for springkink 07/16/07 prompt #43 New Mutants, Doug/Betsy: Resurrection. “You’ve changed but not enough for it to matter.”



(Tea and Marmalade)


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Jocasta Fair: Narcissa Malfory/Draco Malfoy [16 May 2007|04:35pm]

bitterfic

I just found this community and since the only heterosexual fics I seem to be able to write tend to be warped and deeply disturbing it seemed like a rather promising match so I thought I'd try posting a link to one of my stories.

Title: Jocasta Fair

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Narcissa Malfory/Draco Malfoy

Summary: Narcissa would go to any measure, make any sacrifice, for her son’s sake.  Set during December/January of Draco’s sixth year (during HBP). 

Beta Reader: Nzomniac

Word Count: 1059

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Mother/son incest, angst, chan.

Author’s Note: In classical mythology Jocasta is the queen of Thebes who unknowingly married her own son, Oedipus.   

 

 Jocasta Fair

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Hook and Tinker Bell-smut [23 Oct 2006|10:14pm]

dancing_salome
Title: Not Totally Useless
Pairing: Hook/Tinker Bell
Fandom: Peter Pan
Rating: R
Category: Smut
A/N: Thanks to japanpeterpan for beta. Written for her, becasue she likes this pairing.
Summary: Hook gets a rather nice awakening.

Not Totally Useless
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[23 Apr 2006|05:58pm]

but_its_so_cute
Cut for...SNUGGLINESS!Collapse )

~Hope y'all like it, whoever reads this.

~Lee
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There Is No Chaste Solace (Mysterious Skin) [14 Apr 2006|12:21am]

japanpeterpan
Title: There Is No Chaste Solace
Pairing: Neil/Neil's mom, from Mysterious Skin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Incestous attraction. All the bad qualities of a drabble without the good qualities.
A/N: One would think that, in a movie that shows solely gay sex, one wouldn't concentrate on a nonexistent heterosexual pairing. But of course, isn't that always the way? First line is a rough approximation of what I remember she said in the movie several times. Plagiarism = "springboard."

You are my baby and remember: I will always love you.Collapse )
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Lazytown - gliding down the sky and Pink [16 Mar 2006|02:32pm]

olivia_notebook
Two Lazytown drabbles

Title: gliding down the sky and Pink
Author: Olivia / ezgal
Fandom: Lazytown
Pairing: Sportacus/Stephanie
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: depending where you live: underage sex. (Age of Consent in Iceland is 14)


read them here
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A Most Suitable Revenge [09 Sep 2005|10:14pm]

dancing_salome
Title: A Most Suitable Revenge
Pairing: The Hessian/Katrina (Sleepy Hollow)
Rating: R
Category: AU, NC, non-explicit, Horror
A/N: Thanks to japanpeterpan for beta.

The first paragraph was written by japanpeterpan when I challenged her with The Hessian/Katrina in a meme; Give me a pair and I'll write you one sentence about them. Well, and then my imagination ran away with it. I would say it's AU because the whole fic is based on the assumption that the Hessian manages to behead Ichabod Crane.
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Sleepy Hollow-fic [13 May 2005|07:03pm]

dancing_salome
Author: dancing_salome
Title: Mary's Tale
Pairing: The Hessian/Mary Archer
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: minor, NC
AN: Thanks to japanpeterpan

I've started a fic that you can either find on my fanfic-journal scripsi or here; Mary's Tale, as it will be a bit too long to post here.
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[13 May 2005|10:16am]

bkm5191
Gleam
Sibylla / Baldwin
R (implied 'cest, depending on how you read it)

beautiful dancer
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Uhhhh...hi. [29 Apr 2005|09:52pm]

slaygirl
Title: Cut
Author: Dal (slaygirl)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Walden Macnair/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 560
Warnings: Necrophilia, decapitation, some cutting (just on the hands)
Summary: He hated when they cried...

His hand ran over the blade...Collapse )
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[11 Apr 2005|08:12pm]

bkm5191
The Lover
Orlando Bloom / Samantha Bloom
NC-17, dirty and 'cest warning


she tastes like black coffee
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Within Reach [10 Apr 2005|11:48pm]

dancing_salome
Author: dancing_salome
Title: Within Reach
Pairing: Imhotep/Evie, The Mummy
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drabble
A/N: Aplogies to japanpeterpan for nicking her fic. No beta.

Read more...Collapse )
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Peace of Mind [08 Apr 2005|05:51pm]

dancing_salome
Author: dancing_salome
Title: Peace of Mind
Pairing: Mr. Darling/Wendy
Rating: R
Category: Incest, NC in a dream sequence.
A/N: Thanks to japanpeterpan for beta.

Read more...Collapse )
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Beautiful Girl (Wendy/Mr. Darling - NC-17) [04 Apr 2005|07:05pm]

tonis_crap
[ mood | naughty ]

Title: Beautiful Girl.
Pairing: Wendy/Mr. Darling.
Rating: NC-17, or, as the new ratings goes, MA.
Warnings: Serious chan. Like, whoa.
Words: 1, 068.
Summary: He comes to Wendy's bed in the dead of night.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
A/N: Written in about half an hour and unbeta'd. Any mistakes, point them out to me. :) X-posted to my LJ and the_nether_land. Posted here upon request of the lovely japanpeterpan.

Big hands I know you're the one [16 Jan 2005|05:26pm]

jillianetcetera
Okay, new member in these parts, I must ask: who here has written Hagrid/Hermione? It's in the community interests, so I thought perhaps someone might have a story or ten on hand. Admittedly, I haven't searched for it anywhere, but it's a pairing that somehow makes a crooked lot of sense to me, and I would be most obliged to anyone who could give me some recommendations. Thanks.
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